[eggie smurf]

......0.0000005 DOES COUNT

That's because you were wearing your high heeled shoes!!!!

[Guest]

Damn, you noticed

[Smurfysmurf]

the jury is still out as to who is taller

[Tojo]

Hmmmm.... a difficult decision especially as it looks like Graham's shoe soles look thicker

[Smurfysmurf]

Tojo pst....pst.....you were supposed to be on Graham's side this time



didn't you get the memo???

[eggie smurf]

as it looks like Graham's shoe soles look thicker

Told ya he was wearing high heels!!! And Moey, don't you know Tojo is on MY side....I have bribed him with a Fafnir - DUH!

[Tojo]

Yep, that's right!! I'm very bribeable (er, is that a real word? )

[Guest]

Staci only seems shorter than me as i had previously pounded her on the top of her head, bang bang bang ! Poor girl, she's a good sport tho !

Bribeable is now officially a Tojo word

[Smurfysmurf]

Am I the only one shorter than Beers????


that's ok.....I like tall men ....even if they are only tall next to me

[Guest]

Never mind Moey............You may still grow a little..............and catch up to Dopey, Grumpy, Doc, Sneezy,Bashful,Happy and Sleepy

[Smurfysmurf]

Gee....thank you, Graham............

[Guest]

Oh, you know you are welcome

[Syd Smurf]

The saying Brother against Brother was very common in Tennessee

So was brother against sister from what I hear

Sleeping with their cousin was probably even a radical left wing idea that caused immense controversy due to the spreading out of the gene pool which is against all traditions.

Yes I am a brat and proud of it

Dyar

PS - You are all short people to me ....it's the only time I get to say "grow up" to anyone my own age

[Guest]

You are a big lad are'nt you

[Syd Smurf]

Well you should know Mr Beers.......and if you are just being sarcastic then please lie and ignore the fact that I keep bananas in very strange places.......I didn't have any other pockets alright

Dyar

[Guest]

[DrunkSmurf]

the jury is still out as to who is taller

I was shocked to realize Stace is a short guy with a shaved head. I guess from your smurfette avatar I assumed all these years "Stace" was "Stacey", not "Stah-cheh".

But, Graham, I have to hand it to you. One of my bosses at work cross dresses (and finally had a sex change), but for all his money, he just looks like Homer Simpson with long hair. You look pretty convincing in the pink sweater and with your hair grown out.

It's, you know, a little weird. But I want you to know I support you all the way. And, I think it's pretty swell that Stace is so cool with it.

People can be pretty cold to each other, but it's stuff like that that really shows the humanity in us.

[eggie smurf]

You look pretty convincing in the pink sweater and with your hair grown out.

Well, you know, Tim, Graham really does like the color pink so it shouldn't be all that weird. Of course, I am already cool with it so it might take you a bit longer to get used to

[Guest]

Awwww, Tim, thank you, and you know i love ya ! I do feel for your boss tho

[Syd Smurf]

but for all his money, he just looks like Homer Simpson with long hair.

Although....I hope your Boss never reads this Tim......otherwise he may not be your Boss for much longer

Dyar