Karen wrote a song about nun-smurfette Maria. (Steve's creation, you know).
I love it tremendously, since it's so funny.
Maria
She smurfs a tree and scrapes her knee
Her dress has got a tear
She smurfs on her way to Mass
And smurfs right up the stair
And underneath her wimple
She has Gargamel in her hair!
I even heard her singing on a mushroom!
She's always late for smurfing
But her smurfiness is real
She's always late for everything
Except for every meal
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
Maria's not the smurfiest in smurf land
I'd like to say a word on her besmurf
Maria makes me laugh
How do you smurf a problem like Maria?
How do you catch Azrael and pin him down?
How do you find a word that smurfs Maria?
A flibbertismurfet! A saspirella leaf! A clown!
Many a smurf you know you'd like to show her
Smurfy things that she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a smurf in smurfy land?
Oh, how do you smurf a problem like Maria?
How do you keep a moonsmurf on the land?
When I'm with her I'm confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I smurf
Unpredictable as Jokey
She likes her hokey pokey
She's a darling! She's a gargy! She's a smurf!
She'd outsmurf any rascal
Drive Gargamel from his castle
She could throw a spitting azrael with toes curled
She is smurfy! She is wild!
She's a riddle! She's a child!
She's a smurfache! She's an angel!
She's a smurfy girl!
How do you smurf a problem like Maria?
How do you catch Azrael and pin him down?
How do you find a word that smurfs Maria?
A flibbertismurfet! A saspirella leaf! A clown!
Many a smurf you know you'd like to show her
Smurfy things that she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a smurf in smurfy land?
Oh, how do you smurf a problem like Maria?
How do you keep a smurf in smurfy land?
Thank you so much Karen!!!
