[Smurfysmurf]

I need your help.....Syd and Dory had a big fight last night and she fin slapped him so hard that he got so mad, he locked her out of the forum..

she is totally crushed and cries right now.....

I do believe we have to petition Syd to allow her back online

What would we do without her

Andrew, please do help...you are the computer expert and her only hope

[Guest]

I'll type when i stop laughing !

[Syd Smurf]

I'll type when i stop laughing !

Me too....."computer expert"

I once thought I was too....until someone told me that banging the side of the monitor doesn't help improve faulty computers.....who would of known huh?

Dyar

PS - She can swim freely on the forum again when she says she is sorry to Syd for hurting his feelings

[Smurfysmurf]

nothing is more heartbreaking than a fight between lovebirds

oh Andrew she says, she won't say sorry until Syd grovels for forgiveness..

Do you think she found out about the Rollerskates?

[Tojo]

A lovers tiff eh?

[Smurfysmurf]

I found out what that quarrel was about....


Stace has gone overboard.....and hidden behind the couch one time too many.......she fell in love with Mr. Beers


Poor Syd, poor, poor Syd

[Guest]

Ive been here all of the time, i never moved, honestly !

[Smurfysmurf]

I know...it was Stace that moved....and I thought the couch belong to the two of us....Beers... oh I am so heartbroken

[Syd Smurf]

As I said to Mosey just now......Stace has been way too selfish in her treatment of Syd and even behaves like a real fishwife in front of him.

I'm afraid the honeymoon could be over folks

Dyar

[Guest]

No Mo, you'll always be THE ONE !

Come here you little tiger............

[Smurfysmurf]

oh Graham


take that bad, Stace..

[Syd Smurf]

Is that a couch....or Graham's lurve seat?

Dyar

[Smurfysmurf]

Oh no, she still has her hold on him


Where is Syd when you need him?

[Syd Smurf]

Syd doesn't want to talk about it at the moment....he's so heartbroken.....especially since another Rollerskater has just rejected him.

He mumbled something as he trodded off about the spiders marching into England or something like that.

Dyar

[Smurfysmurf]

But But poor innocent Graham is not to blame

it's that finicky fish..

and now both have called it a night and ooooooh........

[Guest]

Or maybe he mumbled Australia kicking England's butt in the Ashes

[Syd Smurf]

Or maybe he mumbled Australia kicking England's butt in the Ashes

What did I tell you earlier about this Graham? It's an Australian tradition to beat England at anything and everything. Occasionally freak accidents occur and the English win and then give it to us pretty good.....but we know what lies ahead for the English cricket team this summer

You have been Warned

Dyar

PS - Mo says....huh?

[Syd Smurf]

Can I ask a serious question?

How come Mosey keeps falling out of your bed Graham?

Staci told me to say that....I would be totally 100% innocent of course

St Dyar

[Smurfysmurf]

Mo says...apparently England is winning in this battle

[Smurfysmurf]

Can I ask you 2 a serious question?

How come Mosey keeps falling out of your bed Graham?

Staci told me to say that....I would be totally 100% innocent of course

St Dyar

I only fell out one time...one time ya hear

oh oh oh