[eggie smurf]

Thank God Maureen has her shot gun - I'd hate to see her dead over some unlicensed smurfs


Pssst, Andrew, I have her address - I know how to get there - now how do we distract her for a day?

[Smurfysmurf]

the smurf castle might do the trick


of course you still would have to git by them ferocious dawgs and don't forgit the wet cat......and the smurfy ghost

[eggie smurf]

of course you still would have to git by them ferocious dawgs and don't forgit the wet cat......and the smurfy ghost

I can git past all dat with my Jas fresh off Halloween 2006....we got witches and spiders (BIG ONES) and skulls and body parts, oh my

[Syd Smurf]

European & Aussie dogs seem to like me so I am willing to try my luck with some American dogs as well....should be a piece of cake

You take care of Maureen, Stace....I will eliminate the dogs and any spirits

Dyar

[Smurfysmurf]

That just leaves the cat, Dyar, and you know what THEY think of you

and as you know I am NOT afraid of spiders at all.....no no no no,:no: not afraid at all

[Guest]

Im staying out of this one !

[Smurfysmurf]

Graham, my next step was going to be asking you for help..

[Guest]

I cant hear you Maureen !

[Syd Smurf]

Yes cats are a big problem.....hmm....can you handle cats Graham?

I promise no funnel web spiders under your pillow if you can help us out ....I guess you aren't so good at keeping out of things after all

Dyar

[Guest]

Cats im cool with

Dog's, no problem....

Maureen...................problem !

[Smurfysmurf]

Graham is very smart, Dyar. ..you should listen to him

[Syd Smurf]

I know what you mean Graham....I talk tough but I feel pretty safe all the way down here. If we ever go to the US I will be hiding behind Stace and hoping she has forgotten this entire post.

Dyar

[Smurfysmurf]

Fish have loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong memories, Dyar.....

And fish and soccer smurfettes stick together

I hope


better get off to work, or i'll me in more trouble

[Syd Smurf]

Psst Graham....I think we have lured Maureen into a false sense of security.....her over confidence will now be her downfall.

The display will be 50-50 of course.......so remember to bring a saw

Dyar

PS - Remember also to buy an eraser to rub this message out before Maureen gets home from work.....I was gonna say buy a rubber like in the past but last time you totally got the wrong idea which was a little awkward I must say.....you know I'm a prude

[Guest]

Rubber's, Oh dear !

[Syd Smurf]

Not at all Graham..... they are actually pretty cheap at Tescos this week I hear.

Dyar

[eggie smurf]

Fish have loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong memories, Dyar.....

Maureen, didn't you see Finding Nemo - my memory sucks!!

If we ever go to the US I will be hiding behind Stace and hoping she has forgotten this entire post.

Again...memory sucks...what post are you talking about?

Pssst, Andrew we need to rub out both Maureen and Graham...I've got the spiders to do it. You and I will split everything 90/10 (I get the 90% of course and you get to hide behind me )

[Guest]

You're on your own Dyar !

[eggie smurf]

Not at all Graham..... they are actually pretty cheap at Tescos this week I hear.

Ok I'm using Graham's method here:

I can't hear anything (you know, my virginal ears can't take this!)

[eggie smurf]

You're on your own Dyar !

Oh now, I feel bad, awwww Graham :cheek:



Not really