[Ritter_Schlumpfenherz]

Smurfycate!

Nice to meet you. I bet you will enjoy as much as I do. There are so many lovely people here.

[Syd Smurf]

Hey guys: We haven't had a Pick On Dyar day for a while...

You can't pick on me..I'm tired

...plus it's still Rae's turn isn't it?

Dyar

[SA Smurfette]

...plus it's still Rae's turn isn't it?

Dyar

How long is a turn meant to go for ?
I'm sure it's been my turn for the last 5 weeks

Maybe your turn can be for 3 weeks while your away

[Michelle]

Welcome Welcome!!! The more the better

Smurfing greetings
Michelle

[Syd Smurf]

Believe me Rae, I am bound to do something silly in Brussels that I will never live down...I am just hoping Karen does something funnier (my odds are looking pretty good) so everybody forgets about my indiscretion.

The worse thing is I won't be back home straight away to defend myself so I will be denying everything (I suggest you do the same Karen) and anything people say I did, said, fell over, drank, brought up, kissed, borrowed, stole, was arrested or deported for would be a total and utter lie ok.

I didn't do it, it was another member and I have no idea what they are talking about.

I just thought people should know that cos I am a really well behaved smurfer/choir boy who will probably be badly influenced by all of these wild and out of control collectors who will steal my innocence and possibly may make appear like I did something out of character.

At least you guys will know it's not my fault and you can probably blame Rae for anything that may bad that I may (only) appear look like I am doing. Ok?

Dyar

[Guest]

I'm always good as gold, I never do anything naughty or embarrassing.
I never drink too much, I never swing from traffic lights, I never embarrass people, I never dance on tables, I never do lots of naughty unmentionable things, I never get jokes..




Whatever I do in Brussels.. It's HIS fault!!!

[Syd Smurf]

Sorry Smurfycate...as you can see we sometimes get sidetracked in some of our threads here but we always come back eventually.

Just beware of Rae, Linda & Trish...they're troublemakers

Back me up here Graham so smurfycate can be on our side....cos we're kind of losing this battle a little aren't we?

Dyar

[SA Smurfette]

I never do anything naughty or embarrassing.

Didn't you flood the bathroom of a restaurant last time you were there Karen ?

Just beware of Rae, Linda & Trish...they're troublemakers

Yeah So watch out

[Guest]

Dyar, remember this my friend, THEY MAY WIN A BATTLE, BUT THEY WILL NEVER WIN THE WAR !

Hi Smurfycate, as you can see, Me and Dyar are so angelic, we are forever getting picked on ! Its a free world and we know you have a choice, but we would like you to be our friend, so we can look after you, that's all !

[Syd Smurf]

Plus....if we did lose the war (not that it would actually happen but just say hypothetically) maybe we could blame smurfycate so it wouldn't be our fault.

Er...once again...I should really discuss this by private message shouldn't I?..um....um....I think I can fix this....hang on

[Syd Smurf]

Who's been editing my post and making it out like I am sating bad things in public all of the time

...smurfycate.....this is how low they will go just to make Graham & me look bad.

Shame on them

Dyar

[Guest]

I knew Linda had your password Dyar ! You just cant trust them !

[Syd Smurf]

What do you think Graham....will smurfycate fall for that?

Oh yeah...Private Message...I forgot

Dyar

[Guest]

Hi Dyar, this is Trish, stop writing silly posts blaming us when we know its you !

[Guest]

Now they have done it to me !

This is all wrong !

[Syd Smurf]

We might even get the sympathy vote here Graham...especially since Linda drowned my fluffy plush bunny rabbit.....then she knocked the stuffing out of him.

If you have any polush items smurycate then don't go near those girls...they're feral.

Dyar

[SA Smurfette]

don't go near those girls...they're feral.

Dyar

I've been telling Graham I'm a bushpig ! He doesn't believe me

[Guest]

A Bushpig ! Yeah, i still dont believe that one !

[Smurfycate]

Aw, you're all a great bunch...that's plain to see. (How's that for diplomacy!?)

[Guest]

Very diplomatic indeed Smurfycate ! But to me and Dyar, that translates as you being on our side !