[Bunno Smurf]

also Andrew!

Dunno what I think about the theory that size matters. (Do what you will with that one Dyar!) I'm thinking someone who collects belly button fluff might be a tad more insane than someone who collects antique cars!


Dyar: Have you started on those extensions yet?? Isn't bub taking over the smurf room???

[Syd Smurf]

Dunno what I think about the theory that size matters. (Do what you will with that one Dyar!) I'm thinking someone who collects belly button fluff might be a tad more insane than someone who collects antique cars!

I think that collectors of anitique cars are less insane than people who collect belly button fluff...and for good reason too.

For example....how many smurfs could you buy with a collection of antique cars?

I would say that you could buy a fair few really nice ones

Now...how many smurfs (not including the Doofus Clown) could you buy with a factory full of belly button fluff?....I know taking out the Doofus Clown may not be considered fair but the answer would be zilch.

Therefore it's quite simple that collectors of antique cars are less insane than collectors of belly button fluff.

As for size...well yes size does matter when talking about smurf packages. The bigger ones may not necessarily be better.....but bigger great packages will always be better than smaller great packages in my opinion.

Dyar: Have you started on those extensions yet?? Isn't bub taking over the smurf room???

....this was actually brought up in conversation only yesterday (by Mrs Dyar of course).....she thinks we need to win lotto so we can buy a 5 bedroom house so the kids can have a room each......apparently the pantry is not a good room for the baby despite the great point I made about babies being only small.

I haven't lost the smurf room yet ....then again I can't confirm any long term smurf room planning at this stage.

Dyar

PS - If things don't work out then I may be looking for a spare room to live guys......I have smurfs

[Bunno Smurf]

she thinks we need to win lotto

We actually bought a ticket for the $27 million draw on the weekend and we did have a win...thats the good news...bad news it was only division 4. We came away with $47.25 or something like that so I guess thats better than nothing and will help fund some of those supers I still need to get....it won't buy me a smurf room though

You could use the $4000 you'll get from the govt for having the bub to buy a garage and you could make that your smurf room and put bub in the old smurf room then. Of course then you might need a backyard big enough to fit one in!

We are so spewing as our bub is due to be delivered about 3 days before the $3000 baby bonus kicks up to $4000 on the 1st of July! arggghhhhh! I did try convicing the Dr to do the c-section on the 1st July but being a Saturday I think it conflicts with his golf!

[Syd Smurf]

You could use the $4000 you'll get from the govt for having the bub to buy a garage and you could make that your smurf room and put bub in the old smurf room then.

Thank you Linda

I wasn't actually going to tell him about the increase! But seeing as I am the one carrying the baby and suffering through childbirth the money is not going on anything smurf related - I was thinking more of opening an account for the kids and buying a few things to make my life easier like a decent sized refridgerator so I don't have to shop every few days. Or maybe a nice cupboard to keep Dyar in - then there would be plenty of room for bubs!

Hugs

Robyn

[Syd Smurf]

I wasn't actually going to tell him about the increase! But seeing as I am the one carrying the baby and suffering through childbirth the money is not going on anything smurf related

Um...dear......can we talk about this?

Dyar

PS - Cheers Linda

PPS - How many smurfs could I buy with $4,000?

[Syd Smurf]

Um...dear......can we talk about this?

No the subject is closed! Forever!

Robyn

[Syd Smurf]

Shit

Dyar

[SA Smurfette]

Robyn & Dyar

[Bunno Smurf]

heheh I am lucky cos I am claiming the money myself and I can spend it on smurf related stuff muhahahahahaha!

No actually we are going to buy some gates for our house which we built 4 years ago. Phil's dad was making some and he still hasn't finished so we're just going to buy them now. arghhhh! Eloise can't play outside without supervision as she'd get onto the road. Its kind of a necessity now. I might be able to squeeze some smurf products out of the change though

[eggie smurf]

Wow, you guys get $4000 for having a baby!?! Is the Australian population down

And Robyn, you'd need an awfully big cupboard for Dyar to fit in with all those smurfs...maybe his mum's cats might like them Just Kidding!!

[Bunno Smurf]

Yeah our Treasurer told us to have one for the mum, one for the dad and one for the country!! They're worried that there will not be enough people paying taxes to pay for the pensions of the Baby Boomers when they all hit retirement.

The trouble with offering that much money is that it encourages the "ferals" to breed!

I only got $800 when Eloise was born. It went up to $3000 3 months after she was born and they are phasing in an extra grand every two years up to $5000. On July 1st 2008 it will go up to $5000. If we decide to have a third I think we will wait till then!

[Syd Smurf]

The trouble with offering that much money is that it encourages the "ferals" to breed!

...I know what you mean

Dyar

[Guest]

So if I moved to Australia I wonder how many babies it would take to clear my debts? I guess it wouldn't work because we have to pay for a vasectomy reversal first. oh and I forgot how expensive babies are!

[Bunno Smurf]

You'd probably find that the housing here would cost you half of what it costs over there though, Karen so you'd probably make a killing! I know lots of Aussies who go to the UK to teach cos the pay is heaps better but it costs them a fortune to live so they end up not making that much in the long run.

[Syd Smurf]

So if I moved to Australia I wonder how many babies it would take to clear my debts?

I'm now hoping for twins....that way I may persuade our Government to give us $4,000 for Mrs Dyar (boring stuff) and another $4,000 for the luxury of smurfs.

The only problem would be hiding one of the twins so Mrs Dyar didn't know about the extra 4 grand.

Dyar