For Christmas? What do I want Santa to bring me?
I want a Thomas Edison Smurf (because I want to declare him "Dr. Who Smurf" and bombard the Adults Only section with stupid--I MEAN FUNNY--Dr. Who-Smurf scenes (guess who the cybermen would be).
I also want a King Smurf Plastoy (thanks mom)(I would have felt like a jerk excluding that, especially since I helped her pick it out).
As for the Schlumpfberg Chateau--
Is everybody sitting down?
The schlumpfberg Chateau disgusts me. Eef zumbotty zent eet tu mee, I vood zeend eet back! Deesgusts me! Deesgusts me! No Schlumpfberg Sheet House here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
However, I am rather partial to the astrosmurf playset though. But, I expect my Astrosmurf Playset to descend from the heavens amid an angelic choir. I EXPECT GOD TO DELIVER IT HIMSELF--NOT A STUPID FATMAN (sorry Santa) WITH EIGHT LITTLE REINDEER AND A NINETH WITH A NOSE THAT GLOWS.
Because if Santa delivered it, I would send it back! GOD ONLY! So, Schlumpfberg Chateau--go to hell! Go to HELL! NO SCHLUMPFBERG!!!