Blue Cavern • THE NEVER ENDING STORY

To make it easier... this is the story so far...

There once was
a locksmith smurf
who gave his
superb flute to
the local church
but he was
afraid to grab
the big knockers
incase he broke
the holy promise
to virgin maidens
with the impeccable
big beady eyes
of a poodle.

And hand reaching
for the large
featherduster stuck in
the rather hairy
tasmanian type shaped
hole that looked
like a big
blue cavernous smurf.

Who liked to
wind people up
and worked as
a cocktail shaker
in gay bar
he really wanted
to kiss the
sexy young man
called Dyar, but
Mrs. Dyar intervened.
only to ask
could she join
them for cocktails?

Dyar said three's
a crowd and
ran away crying
to swim with
boyscouts at camp...
especially their sisters
who pee standingup
which takes talent
and is hard
to manage if
you only have
a tiny little
imagination.

The next
time Raelene awoke
she found Dyar
running through the
fields naked with
a scarey clown
who was surprisingly
well endowed but
small and blue
with munster markings,
and a strap-on
with extremely big
dancing carrot icon
red nose for
Halloween.

The clown
burst out laughing
and flashes his
twirling ocre bowtie
with sparkling lights
hanging from his
balls and whistles
the smurf themesong
which did'nt sound
quite right.

However,
Doughnuts were bought
and coffee too
grouchy decided that
he wanted some
fish and chips
but Staci shouted
FISH ARE FRIENDS
until they bite.
your fingers off
before getting aggressive
or feeling blue

Just then Nemo
came running up
and smacked the
naughty locksmith smurf.
"Ouch!" he said
more! more! more!
he cried out

Nemo said "I'm
ready for a
return spank or
else you devil."

Then behind came...
the big, ugly
snot faced fat
one eyed monster
with the little
monkey complaining about
no trees to
swing his tail
so he decided
against it.

Meanwhile
back at the
smurfvillage, Smurfette was
removing bellybutton fluff
from someone else's
bellybutton then started
slowly but seductively
to eat it.

eeewww ! said smurfette
"there are more
yummy i need
to gather some
one elses's belly-button-fluff
to slowly eat
,then i want
a hotdog milkshake
and ketchup icecream
with coke cola
and pickled onions

. The toilet beckons
as she
began feeling strange
but too late
it had already
hit the brain..
and she lost
it.She threw
her high-heeled shoe
at the passing
gorilla on steroids
but missed completely
and hit the
rocks.

Unfortunately Graham
ran over her
how u doin ?

Sorry you can't
wear my tutu
as im the
one who lent
the underwear to
the green dragon.
But the dragon
liked looking at
technicoloured dreamcoats worn
by locksmith smurf
and wanted to
steal his and
rub his bum
incase a genie
popped up and
gave him three
wishes.

He decided
first wish was...
a red dragon
and not a
floppy one. Second

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