[Guest]

All this talk of backs of buses, woods, fields and having smurfs in bed. Well I am here to say "IT WASN'T ME!!!!" I DIDN'T DO IT!!!! So there is nothing to forgive me for, but if you feel like forgiving me for what I haven't done then that's all fine and dandy, cos I like a bit of forgiveness..

[Guest]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOHHHHHHHHHH

[Guest]

Personally Karen, i think your avatar says a lot about you ! that avatar looks very angelic ! I know you have'nt done anything wrong ! Really i do !

[Guest]

Actually, I might have been a little naughty with David today, but that's about it!

[Guest]

WHAT ! you two timer ! lol !

[eggie smurf]

UH-OH!! Karen may need forgiving for two-timing now

[attombomb7]

once I read about that angelic avatar Karen had !

I had to take a second look

lifting that skirt oh so slightly to tease those

naughty ones

and that you are accused of spending time with those?? on long hot dark lonely nights???:)

hmmm! I think that skirt lifting looks awful clumsy to me! so I must

assume you are telling the truth and are FORGIVEN

MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lets see what happens with the smurf who claims he bought a disney toy

at 3am as if we all would believe that one! heck what is a Disney thing

toy anyway?? is it a rare Peyo toy knockoff??/

[Guest]

Father Attom ! i hope this helps put Karen on the straight and narrow, but i am off work for 2 days now, so i wont be working late as usual, i will resist all temptation to be on the forum late, so as not to encourage any bad behaviour from Karen. And i am very sorry for any part i have played in all of this Father Attom, truly i am, i have even involved others,who did'nt know what the flip was going on, Rae especially, sorry Rae ! Forgive me Father Attom !

[attombomb7]

Father Attom ! i hope this helps put Karen on the straight and narrow, but i am off work for 2 days now, so i wont be working late as usual, i will resist all temptation to be on the forum late, so as not to encourage any bad behaviour from Karen. And i am very sorry for any part i have played in all of this Father Attom, truly i am, i have even involved others,who did'nt know what the flip was going on, Rae especially, sorry Rae ! Forgive me Father Attom !

hello Smurfin Beer

I am hearing from one of my ANgels that you have been a hanky and a panky with these poor girls hearts!

SHAME on you!

are you using both Karen and Rae?? hmmmmmmm

a man like you gets alot of trouble

there is only one way for you to be forgiven..

if you follow Father Attoms advice!

repeat after me 4 times!

I MUST GET MARRIED SOON !

I MUST GET MARRIED NOW!

BEING A BACHOLOR IS DISGUSTING!

I MUST BUY MORE SMURFS AND GIVE UP DISNEY~!

if all goes well my dear friend ...your soul will come back

and the night will be for happy SMURF Ebay shopping again..instead of

carousing! and breaking women's hearts and virtues!

good luck!

[XoioX2000]

virtues? what virtues?

[XoioX2000]

Actually, I might have been a little naughty with David today, but that's about it!

I don't know nuffing...

[eggie smurf]

I MUST BUY MORE SMURFS AND GIVE UP DISNEY~!

I think you forgot to add "I MUST BUY MORE SMURFS AND SEND THEM TO FATHER ATTOM FOR FORGIVENESS THEN GIVE UP DISNEY"

[Guest]

Father Attom, i am speechless !
1. Buying more smurfs....... not a problem !

2.Giving smurfs to Father Attom....... not a problem !

3. Give up Disney....... problem !

4. Get married........ THATS ONE BIG **** ****** ** ******* *** PROBLEM !

5. AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH !

6. CHEERS FROM BEERS ! LOL !

[attombomb7]

HI!

hmmmm! ok


lucky for you Father Attom had a restful sleep and has major

sympathy for you not wanting to get married..

after all I am in the same position.. I personally will unlikely ever marry!
as I am a priest:)

so because we have that in common

and if you give me 50% of all smurfs you own and a kewl Mickey Mouse??

( by the way I also collect old Disney)

then I MAY MAY forgive you!

but you must keep your PJ's on at night at all times and no no goin near the girls!!!


FATHER

[Guest]

Ok Father Attom ! Its a deal ! just dont make me get married..... please !

[attombomb7]

Ok Father Attom ! Its a deal ! just dont make me get married..... please !

KEWL!

no problem !

we can go drinking ..I mean smurfin together!!!

[Guest]

Hey no problem Attom, after all, my name is Smurfing Beer ! Can i have an orange juice please, lol !

[Syd Smurf]

Is that was a comatose mix of vodka Graham?

[Guest]

Good morning Dyar ! I was thinking of having a stay as a Bachelor Party, all the single men off the forum could meet up somewhere ! now where could we meet that is suitable to everyone ? Here are some answers the ladies would like to hear :

1. An iceberg in the atlantic ocean ?

2. Fast lane of a motorway ?

3. At a sheep farm in wales, just as one of the sheep are having one of those tiny operations to remove there goolagongs ? ouch !

4. Northern territory ?

5. Cuba, wearing a t-shirt which says I Love America ! ?

6. The Falkland islands ?

7. Saudi Arabia ? and offer a drink to someone ?

8. Siberia ?

Anymore ?

[Fram]

Well, the sheep farm is the only place you normally find healthy bachelors who want some fun and company
(now you finally know why he's jumping)