[attombomb7]

well I suppose I have the same problem as Graham

my other half is my computer, who seems to like me touching her alot so I never have time for anything other then smurfin.


oh and I also love cars and video games..which I do inbetween...and talk to myself

[Little lucie @ Simon]

My problem is my other half (Simon) hogging the computer. I never get a go , so while he is surfing for smurfs i have to go and do some gardening, walk my dogs, clean the house or cook tea. He quite likes it when im on an afternoon shift and i finish work at 8pm so when he finishes early if it rains he can surf away to his hearts content without me trying to prize the computer off him. Im allowed a go today as it's my birthday and ive made him feel guilty Lucie

[Syd Smurf]

Hi Lucie

So the question everybody wants to know is......How many Rugby Smurfs did you get for your Birthday?

Dyar

PS - We only have one computer here so Mrs Dyar has to wrestle me off the computer too.....she usually does this by saying....."is that the Postman I hear coming". Stupid me, I run off and nearly pull the front door off the hinges before I realise it's 9:30 at night and Mrs Dyar is smiling smugly on the computer

[eggie smurf]

Stupid me, I run off and nearly pull the front door off the hinges before I realise it's 9:30 at night and Mrs Dyar is smiling smugly on the computer

It must really piss her off when I PM and she has to answer me too -- poor Mrs. Dyar never gets any peace

[Little lucie @ Simon]

Hi Dyar, i got NO rugby smurfs thank god !!! I did get a promo dentist tho', the Broxo one which im chuffed to bits with Lucie
Ps Si wouldnt part with a rugby smurf for anyone, i think he has bought himself one for his birthday !

[DrunkSmurf]

when you want to play with your Smurfs all the time.

I think 80s flash-in-the-pan Cyndy Lauper had a song about people who liked to play with their smurf all the time.

"Smurf she smurf"
Sample of lyrics:
We smurf, I smurf, you smurf
He smurfs, they smurf, we smurf."
Ohh, we love to smurf!

But seriously, though, I'm certain a few German lads have spent a sweaty afternoon smurfing to disco or mermaid smurfette.

Dad: Son, are you playing with your smurf in the bathroom again?
Mom: For god's sake, Gerhard, stop harassing him! You want him to be a serial killer when he grows up!
Dad: Dammit, Brunhilda, I'm probably the only dad in Bavaria whose son is dating smurfette!

[Syd Smurf]

Gee....so that song was really about smurferbation.

I want to change my answer in this thread after re-reading the title.

What does your other half do?

Simple, she tells not to buy or bid on any more smurfs

After nearly 2 years of buying smurfs and being told not to by Mrs Dyar I think she is getting the feeling that maybe I don't listen to her very well.....but I'm not sure where she comes up with these things.

Dyar

[SuperJen]

I know what you mean HPH. I get from Abby, and I quote........ "Are you on the Smurfs again?!" He is always saying that.

Like the 'Smurfs' is a drug that I am on and yes a very addictive one.

[eggie smurf]

"Are you on the Smurfs again?!"

Oh geez, Jen, I had an image of you acting like Dyar with that poor postman!! Please don't get on the smurfs, let them stay on their shelves

[Syd Smurf]

I've never heard the smurfs complain Stace......oops....didn't mean to say that

someone other than Dyar

.......honestly.....I wouldn't lie....I am really someone else.....aren't I Syd?

NOPE

I'll take away your Rollerskating priviledges for a month Syd

Er...yeah sure....it's not you Dyar....just like you said