Hi, here is my new smurf resort. We offer package deals with flights originating from Antartica and Libya.
Maybe I should hire Linda to upholster it (the water here is felt, but at least nobody will drown. I don't think smurfs really know how to swim).
Welcome to the Island, where all your dreams come true. Here you see Smurf Harbor, your port of entry [mind the dock workers]
This is our famous beach, where the only thing hotter than the sun is our famous lifeguard with his bully megaphone.
Here is the view of the mill, where the wind blows hard to run the electrical generators that keep our air-conditioned cottages cool for you.