No No No!Alright I would like an avatar of a hyperchrondriac eskimo with an affliction for fizzy drinks that has a sore tooth and a broken ring finger. They could be visiting Santa's house in October with his Hungarian flatmate who is bald but has a bushy moustache and a crooked smile who has brought along their 2 headed pet dog with 4 brown spots and 32 fleas when a freak snowstorm blows their dog smack bang through Santa's workshop leaving an impression about half way up the building in between 2 windows and giving away the secret that Santa is actually having an affair with one of the female elves underneath one of the toymaking tables, with a production line of talking Elmos above the table and 3 other elves peering in from behind a overstuffed wallaby whose nose is at the wrong angle of 42 and a half degress and is is facing South West appearing to look at but not really the sad looking Where's Wally character who hasn't had his complete face constructed yet but does have hair when Mrs Klaus who has just walked into the room with a banana and now can't work out why one of the production tables is jumping off the ground and is reaching for her glasses but can't find them even though they are placed on her head.
I don't think I am finished yet as this is just the basic bones and I think I would like to add some more detail to the picture as we go along. If you could get started on this then we could figure out where we would place all of the smurfs I would like and the African jungle animals and of course Syd would have to be mid centre somehow if we can fit him in. If you can't fit Syd in then I don't mind if you remove one of the 3 elves and also one of the 2 windows to make room.
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