I am not a happy camper this morning ......Mrs Dyar slapped me in the face....in public too and I don't know why......she said if I don't know why then she isn't going to bother telling me.
All I did was....and this is kinda the absolute truth I kinda swear......when the postman entered our front yard this morning with a big 10kg smurf package, I ran out to meet him half way and then started to mount the box while the postman was still holding it......Mrs Dyar ran out after me and then all of a sudden slapped me across the face causing me to fall from the box (and postman).......I didn't see it coming and I am not sure why she did it. She has to understand that I'm a smurfer, and a smurfer has urges.......especially when he sees a big box. I can't be blamed for getting a little excited surely.....which I though she would understand by now.....so why the domestic violence......anyone?
Dyar
PS - Hey Linda (& fellow traders)....your smurfs are here