[Azrael]

Hi, it's Azrael here. I've been out of the game for a while in an attempt to convert back to normality, but, as we all know, that lasts a very short space of time. I thought that I may nominate myself as agony uncle/cat for the board. If anybody has any, ahem, embarrasing or just hideous stories that they wish to share with Azrael regarding the lengths they have gone to to collect or buy smurfs, please feel free for the Gargamel's second in command/underdog/cat to answer and physcolanlytically answer. Also, chatroom counsellor for any other life problems. For example, my Indian, sailor, policeman and builder smurf have just left my advice clinic and now, being very aware and proud of their sexuality, are forming a band.

I am a cat qualified in many aspects of the human mind. A recent accomplishment is convincing Gargamel that Smurfs DO NOT turn to gold once boiled. His attention has now been turned away from our blue freinds by myself to boiling reality Tv contestants.

Two birds with one stone and that.

Regards...

Az.

[Syd Smurf]

Meow Azrael

I have heard that the band in question are now dediCATing their first single to you....I can exclusively reveal that their single will be titled "In The Aviary". They are also working on other tunes of dedication such as "Y.M.C.A.T.", "Litteration" and "You Cat Mop The Loo Sick"....apparently after a big night out with the guys on the drink.

Even George Michael is getting caught in the act with re-recordings of his hits for a tribute album with new recordings such as "Cat Tropicana", "I'm Your Fan", "Az", "Jesus To A Cat" & "Careless Whiskers".

Meow Meow

Dyar

[attombomb7]

and that kat stevens guy too!:0

[Syd Smurf]

What about Cats Domino.....Cat King Cole......Cat the Drive-In....

[Fram]

Kat Meowle and his Coconuts?

Tom (aha!) Jones with 'What's new pussycat?'...

And of course Anemic Kitten

[XoioX2000]

There 's one thing that Dragon have in common with cats (apart from sharp teeth and curved nails): Fleas! We have the same fleas...

But remember Azrael: Stay off the fish!
Fishes are friends, not food!


Now about that gold thing, I'm not sure Gargamel was completely wrong: Have you seen the price of that Wiwa bootle keyring? That had to be gold...

Cheers,

Your most friendly dragon...

[Syd Smurf]

After a bit of councilling from Az.....Syd and myself have decided to form our own band. We are going to call ourselves DYAR SYDS and we have already written a few songs such as...."Love Over Mould", "Sultans Of Schwing", "Mothers Up In Arms", "Dork Of Wife", "Mauling Pelvis", "Frisking By The Pool", "Skate Away"????, "Money For Humping", "Sydio & Doriet" and many others.

Although Syd would like to do some covers too like a Phil Collins song "S-S-Syddio".....he's a strange one.

Dyar

[eggie smurf]

"Sydio & Doriet"

Can't wait to be a groupie for your new band

[Syd Smurf]

Syd will be happy to give you an "Access All Areas" pass....but you'd expect that from Syd wouldn't you?

Dyar

[Guest]

I have decided that you must all be on something!

Careless Whiskers indeed!!!!

[Syd Smurf]

I have decided that you must all be on something!

We are Karen.....the computer .......and this little square thing that dissolves....um, look at the time....gotta go

[Azrael]

Just to let you know that Y.M.C.A.T has knocked David Hasslehoff of the no1 single's chart to get to number one! Azrael's new film, the Flashdance sequel ; "CatDance, what a feline", has now reached number one in the box office with "Dyar Hard with a Vengence" falling to number two.!

x

[Fram]

Oh no, please don't encourage Dyar, or he will be unstoppable.

We're all doomed, doomed I tell you!

[Syd Smurf]

Well your new film "City Whiskers" won't come close to an Oscar when my new film "Bird On A Dyar" is released......doomed.....I have no idea what you are talking about Fram....your new film "Silence of the Frams" should do well....maybe even an Oscar for best "Murder By Spear" scene in a movie.

Dyar

[Bunno Smurf]

Looks like this thread has already been hiJACKed so another little bit won't matter!

Hey FRAMMY BABY...just noticed you're on 1999 posts!!! one more till the big 2000! Wonder what you'll be next......

[Syd Smurf]

Alright I think I need to complain to Kitty....this forum has been overtaken with Cats, Fish, Dragons and Jungle residents.....what are you going to do about this Kitty?.....hang on, what's your name again.......AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Azrael]

This cat cannot be silenced, unless of course with some kind of jingling ball.

Gargamel is no more. Azrael is an independant cat. I act as a kind of mafia lord now over the smurf village. Unless I recieve my daily payment of fish from every mushroom house I eat those wretched smurfs.

Ps, got a nice set of books today from Australia.

[eggie smurf]

Oh, no, Azrael -- NOT fish!!! I don't see Silly Trout anywhere....he didn't last very long around here, did he?

[Little lucie @ Simon]

Well your new film "City Whiskers" won't come close to an Oscar when my new film "Bird On A Dyar" is released......doomed.....I have no idea what you are talking about Fram....your new film "Silence of the Frams" should do well....maybe even an Oscar for best "Murder By Spear" scene in a movie.

Dyar

[Rachel]

Well I was going to post that I think it would be a fab idea to have our very own agony aunt / uncle / mog but as you lot have totally hijacked this thread I don't think I will bother..............

Great pic David.