Wow, the swoof moguls must have been sleeping last month! I snatched up my first swoof--in near mint condition--for &3.00 GBP (postage included!).
Aren't Swoof sales supposed to start gang wars? I was the only bidder.
It was as though the heavens destined me for it.
The Welcome Home Ceremony
"Jungle Smurf? Ladies, let me tell you about the law of the jungle."
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