Dear Europe
Please can you sort out the Euro exchange rate as you have put a MASSIVE full stop on my Smurf purchasing. I know that lots of other people would buy Smurfs if you sorted out your mental exchange rate, and so hopefully this will sort the economy out. If I cannot buy as many Smurfs as I want to this year I promise I will stop telling people how wonderful Madrid, Ghent, St Omer and other lovely European destinations are and I will instead recommend Iceland.
Many Thanks
And now sort out the Dollar.
Lots of Love
Alan
PS: I would have owned a lovely Smurf book this week had it not been for your ludicrous exchange rate. For this I would like you allow my Country's football team into the next major tournament. Even if we are crap.
Which we are.
Always.