Ok here is the Dyar report on the new 2008 smurfs that probably nobody will want to read
20701 Anniversary Smurf: I wish the designer would tie a yellow ribbon around his neck to avoid a disaster like this happening again.
20702 Party Gargamel: Could be Catholic Priest Gargamel with the look of pedophilia in his eyes or either the party had some very good reefer there. He looks like he has added some pounds in his old age and a few more wrinkles.
20703 Party Azrael: Why couldn't they have Party Puppy??? Why cats....what is wrong with the world these days. I might just add a mini hat on my old Azrael and save me some money.
20704 Surprise Smurfette: Now this is something different and with a mould like that it may not be around for too long. Good to see their are candles to give Smurfette something to blow due to Smurfs not anatomically qualifying.
20705 Party Smurf: Blowing like that he's everyone's favourite Party Smurf. Not a bad design if a little simple.
20706 Papa Smurf chasing tails: I was always told that if you looked up Liberace's backside you will find Michael Jackson's other glove...but this is not true as this Papa is holding onto it. Does Papa shake hands with his left hand? On a side note I think the artist we just call Prince is a perfect example that MJ and Liberace had a love child.
20707 Drummer Smurf: Too similiar too the MB version like Fishy said. But a party without a bang is no fun and since smurfs can't beat themselves I would imagine there would be drums all around the village.
20708 Bottle Smurf: I like this....let me rephrase that...I would like a bottle taller than me but I doubt I could lift it like this smurf can. Not a bad design and it's gonna make Thirsty pretty damn jealous.
Like I said I will probably like them more when I see them in the flesh.
Dyar
PS - Sorry for the distasteful nature of this post...but people complain if I try act seriously and start to think there's something wrong with me. What's a fella meant to do?