Blue Cavern

Every bid you make
And every breach you rake
Every bill that's late, will seal your fate
Cos we'll be watching you

Every single day
And every auction on ebay
Every smurf you buy, every time you lie
We'll be watching you

Oh, you can't fail
cos you'll end up in jail
How Mrs Dyar's poor heart aches
With every bid you make

Every smurf we take
For every vow you break
Every excuse you fake, your freedom's at stake
We'll be watching you

Since you've gone insane you've sealed your fate
You must dream at night of our 35% interest rate
You look around, and we will come and collect you place
You'll feel so bold until Mrs Dyar rearranges your face
You'll keep crying baby, baby not the knees,

Oh, can't you stop
Before we call a cop
How poor you this makes
With every bid you take

Every smurf you buy
better have a good alibi
Every hit Mrs Dyar gives will be fast and hard,
But not as bad as us cos we're Mastercard
We'll be watching you
We'll be watching you

words and music by Mastercard's Sting Police

as long as you don't try to sing it.... Who is on the knees...? sounds like a little bit too much

Well I think I would be on my knees after Mrs Dyar used hers to hurt me. Thanks for that song Mastercard.

Dyar

PS -

that was so funny...you had better go into hiding Dyar

Welcome aboard Mastercard.

Fantastic song, I had fun singing it out this morning.

Oh I like Mastercard...welcome. What a cool song.

Maybe Mastercard will be friends if you show him/her that apple pic Dyar?? I'd be willing to make a donation to see it.

Oh what a brilliant and funny remake of "Every breath you take", Mastercard. You gotta beware of the mastercard police, Dyar.

Very funny!!!!!

Dyar, one of your best

Ha, ha that's a funny remake I can just imagine Sting singing that - much better than the original.

Hi, Mastercard!

I liked your song very much!

lol, nice song. well done!

Brad.

very funny luce

Very catchy song... love the new lyrics to an old classic

I know I'm still playing catch up here with all the chat but what a great song...will make me think twice before I use my fantastic plastic either that or... I'll just start giggling to myself as the words go through my mind next time at the checkout!

(a hidden talent in songwriting lies out there somewhere)

WELL DONE
Maxine x

WHO NEEDS BIRTHDAYS WHEN EVERY DAY IS A SMURFDAY

Wonderfull mastercard !! realy wonderfull.

Philippe