Drunksmurf's Smurf Resort
PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:33 pm
Hi, here is my new smurf resort. We offer package deals with flights originating from Antartica and Libya.
Maybe I should hire Linda to upholster it (the water here is felt, but at least nobody will drown. I don't think smurfs really know how to swim).
Welcome to the Island, where all your dreams come true. Here you see Smurf Harbor, your port of entry [mind the dock workers]
![Image](http://www.bluecavern.com/images/photos/displays/drunksmurfresort1.jpg)
This is our famous beach, where the only thing hotter than the sun is our famous lifeguard with his bully megaphone.
![Image](http://www.bluecavern.com/images/photos/displays/drunksmurfresort2.jpg)
Here is the view of the mill, where the wind blows hard to run the electrical generators that keep our air-conditioned cottages cool for you.
![Image](http://www.bluecavern.com/images/photos/displays/drunksmurfresort3.jpg)
Maybe I should hire Linda to upholster it (the water here is felt, but at least nobody will drown. I don't think smurfs really know how to swim).
Welcome to the Island, where all your dreams come true. Here you see Smurf Harbor, your port of entry [mind the dock workers]
![Image](http://www.bluecavern.com/images/photos/displays/drunksmurfresort1.jpg)
This is our famous beach, where the only thing hotter than the sun is our famous lifeguard with his bully megaphone.
![Image](http://www.bluecavern.com/images/photos/displays/drunksmurfresort2.jpg)
Here is the view of the mill, where the wind blows hard to run the electrical generators that keep our air-conditioned cottages cool for you.
![Image](http://www.bluecavern.com/images/photos/displays/drunksmurfresort3.jpg)