Our first stop was at the Pancake house, where some may eat pancakes (they don't compare to smurfberry cakes) and I am busy admiring how good I look with the Gatlinburg backdrop
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Then I went to the Aquarium, to admire myself in front of the stingray petting zoo or what ever that is...all I know is I looked really good
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After an encounter of some sorts with a shark, I decided to pay the rednecks a visit...just follow this sign
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but not wanting to end up with a red neck, I went on top of the Smoky Mountains instead, disregarding the warnings about snakes, Bobcats, turkeys, bears, elks...and whatever else is roaming in the woods.
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Jumping of the railing, I immediately made good friends with Bambi. This really should come as no surprise to anybody...I mean what is there not to like about myself?
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Mrs. Raccoon liked me also a lot...but she was no Vanity smurfette so I left.
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Which was a mistake....
because it was then that the horror started
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