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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:12 am
by Bunno Smurf
hehehhe I can't believe my 100th post was about farts and belly button fluff...I think my posts might need more substance in the future.
Linda
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:41 am
by Fram
When you give them more substance, could you also turn them into another direction (of topic, not another community of course)?
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 9:04 am
by Syd Smurf
hehehhe I can't believe my 100th post was about farts and belly button fluff...I think my posts might need more substance in the future.
Linda
Are you telling us that all of your 100 posts were full of fluff and hot air? Don't say that you made my belly laugh and I though it was a gas reading your posts.
If there is any doubt then blame the cat for the smell
Dyar
PS - GO BANANA....wahooooo
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 9:22 am
by Guest
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 9:36 am
by Fram
Yes Karen, they are a complete Katastrophe! But I'll tell you a secret, I'm not really a Smurf, I'm a lemming, so there's no stopping me now!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 10:39 am
by XoioX2000
Karen: I have also completely lost the plot about the Dutch Oven thing...
Can somebody give me some very graphic description to allow to go daft instead of marrooning in my ignorance?
Don't worry! after reading a very special smurf comic that I receive recently, I have no issues about outies an innies: I can't be shocked again!
I went for green fluff me, coz what smurfs eat is mainly stringy and green... I didn't think the Smurfette was giving the toe Jam service to all the smurfs, so food was like the next option really...
Scary this fluff business... what would happen if you nearly take it out? would it become fluffier and fluffier until it starts growing and trailing?
Fluffy business that... what would bunnies make of it?
Cheers,
David
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 9:35 pm
by Bunno Smurf
Ok here it is but don't say I didn't warn you:
Dutch Ovens
How to play Rules: (for 2 or more players)
1. Eat lots of volatile foods.
2. Let a "fluff" off in the bed under the blankets.
3. Throw the blankets over your head.
4. First one to throw the blankets off to get some fresh air loses.
Linda
PS: Must just be an Aussie thing????
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 10:37 pm
by SA Smurfette
I'm glad you explained this Linda to the everybody.
I saw the post earlier wanting to know what it was but i did'nt think i could explain it in a funny manner like you or Dyar could.
I think you have cleared up any confusion!!
I think Australian men consider a dutch oven as some sort of Foreplay !!
Then they wonder why they get the excuse " Not tonight honey I've got a headache !!
Raelene
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:23 pm
by eggie smurf
Dutch Oven!!
I never knew that so-called "game" had an actual name but I have definitely heard of it! If Jas ever does that to me, he's outta here
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:19 am
by Bunno Smurf
I think Australian men consider a dutch oven as some sort of Foreplay !!
Raelene
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha.....I'm still laughing. That's so funny. Probably cos its so true! I'm pretty sure Phil thinks "Foreplay" has something to do with golf.
Linda
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:54 am
by Fram
Foreplay? I've heard of the concept. Good theory, never really worked in practice
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:14 am
by Grizz
Dutch Ovens
How to play Rules: (for 2 or more players)
1. Eat lots of volatile foods.
2. Let a "fluff" off in the bed under the blankets.
3. Throw the blankets over your head.
4. First one to throw the blankets off to get some fresh air loses.
We don't play it like that here. Here is how we play it.
1. Eat lots of volatile foods.
2. Let a "fluff" off in the bed under the blankets.
3. Shove your bed partners head under the blankets.
4. Hold bed partners bed under covers at all costs.
5. Giggle like crazy.
6. Try to look suitably abashed when being told off by furious red faced bed partner who smells strangely of eggs or some other such thing.,
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:21 am
by Bunno Smurf
hhehehehe Grizz, that sounds like the mean version!
Personally I think it should be an Olympic Sport as Phil's a champion at it! It'll be our 15 minutes of fame.
Linda
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:27 am
by Guest
We don't play it like that here. Here is how we play it.
1. Eat lots of volatile foods.
2. Let a "fluff" off in the bed under the blankets.
3. Shove your bed partners head under the blankets.
4. Hold bed partners bed under covers at all costs.
5. Giggle like crazy.
6. Try to look suitably abashed when being told off by furious red faced bed partner who smells strangely of eggs or some other such thing.,
Ah that's the one I've heard of!!! I just threaten to shave his eyebrows off while he's asleep and that soon calms him down!! I've never heard them called fluffs before though, that's a new one!
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:28 am
by SA Smurfette
Sorry Linda, I'm going to agree with Grizz on how to play.
My husbands version is I'm they only one with my head under the blanket !!
I'm not a willing participant
By they way, have you posted your photo yet?
I would like to know what you look like - you crack me up.
Raelene
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:54 am
by Bunno Smurf
By they way, have you posted your photo yet?
I would like to know what you look like - you crack me up.
Raelene
What do you mean
yet???? You're assuming I'm going to!!
And the photo would crack you up even more
Linda
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:06 am
by Bunno Smurf
Ok Raelene, here it is but don't say I didn't warn you
hehehehehhe
(grins mischieviously)
Linda
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:18 am
by Guest
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:49 am
by SA Smurfette
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:30 am
by Guest
WHAT? That's not her?!!!