[Bunno Smurf]

hehehhe I can't believe my 100th post was about farts and belly button fluff...I think my posts might need more substance in the future.

Linda

[Fram]

When you give them more substance, could you also turn them into another direction (of topic, not another community of course)?

[Syd Smurf]

hehehhe I can't believe my 100th post was about farts and belly button fluff...I think my posts might need more substance in the future.

Linda

Are you telling us that all of your 100 posts were full of fluff and hot air? Don't say that you made my belly laugh and I though it was a gas reading your posts.

If there is any doubt then blame the cat for the smell

Dyar

PS - GO BANANA....wahooooo

[Guest]

Ok excuse me, what is this Dutch Oven thing because I think my imagination is heading in a different direction to which it is supposed to be going?

Poor Fram, are the posts in a frambles?

[Fram]

Yes Karen, they are a complete Katastrophe! But I'll tell you a secret, I'm not really a Smurf, I'm a lemming, so there's no stopping me now!

[XoioX2000]

Karen: I have also completely lost the plot about the Dutch Oven thing... Can somebody give me some very graphic description to allow to go daft instead of marrooning in my ignorance?

Don't worry! after reading a very special smurf comic that I receive recently, I have no issues about outies an innies: I can't be shocked again!

I went for green fluff me, coz what smurfs eat is mainly stringy and green... I didn't think the Smurfette was giving the toe Jam service to all the smurfs, so food was like the next option really...

Scary this fluff business... what would happen if you nearly take it out? would it become fluffier and fluffier until it starts growing and trailing?

Fluffy business that... what would bunnies make of it?

Cheers,

David

[Bunno Smurf]

Ok here it is but don't say I didn't warn you:


Dutch Ovens
How to play Rules: (for 2 or more players)
1. Eat lots of volatile foods.
2. Let a "fluff" off in the bed under the blankets.
3. Throw the blankets over your head.
4. First one to throw the blankets off to get some fresh air loses.


Linda

PS: Must just be an Aussie thing????

[SA Smurfette]

I'm glad you explained this Linda to the everybody.

I saw the post earlier wanting to know what it was but i did'nt think i could explain it in a funny manner like you or Dyar could.
I think you have cleared up any confusion!!

I think Australian men consider a dutch oven as some sort of Foreplay !!

Then they wonder why they get the excuse " Not tonight honey I've got a headache !!

Raelene

[eggie smurf]

Dutch Oven!!

I never knew that so-called "game" had an actual name but I have definitely heard of it! If Jas ever does that to me, he's outta here

[Bunno Smurf]

I think Australian men consider a dutch oven as some sort of Foreplay !!

Raelene

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha.....I'm still laughing. That's so funny. Probably cos its so true! I'm pretty sure Phil thinks "Foreplay" has something to do with golf.

Linda

[Fram]

Foreplay? I've heard of the concept. Good theory, never really worked in practice

[Grizz]

Dutch Ovens
How to play Rules: (for 2 or more players)
1. Eat lots of volatile foods.
2. Let a "fluff" off in the bed under the blankets.
3. Throw the blankets over your head.
4. First one to throw the blankets off to get some fresh air loses.

We don't play it like that here. Here is how we play it.

1. Eat lots of volatile foods.
2. Let a "fluff" off in the bed under the blankets.
3. Shove your bed partners head under the blankets.
4. Hold bed partners bed under covers at all costs.
5. Giggle like crazy.
6. Try to look suitably abashed when being told off by furious red faced bed partner who smells strangely of eggs or some other such thing.,

[Bunno Smurf]

hhehehehe Grizz, that sounds like the mean version!

Personally I think it should be an Olympic Sport as Phil's a champion at it! It'll be our 15 minutes of fame.


Linda

[Guest]

We don't play it like that here. Here is how we play it.

1. Eat lots of volatile foods.
2. Let a "fluff" off in the bed under the blankets.
3. Shove your bed partners head under the blankets.
4. Hold bed partners bed under covers at all costs.
5. Giggle like crazy.
6. Try to look suitably abashed when being told off by furious red faced bed partner who smells strangely of eggs or some other such thing.,

Ah that's the one I've heard of!!! I just threaten to shave his eyebrows off while he's asleep and that soon calms him down!! I've never heard them called fluffs before though, that's a new one!

[SA Smurfette]

Sorry Linda, I'm going to agree with Grizz on how to play.

My husbands version is I'm they only one with my head under the blanket !!

I'm not a willing participant

By they way, have you posted your photo yet?

I would like to know what you look like - you crack me up.

Raelene

[Bunno Smurf]

By they way, have you posted your photo yet?

I would like to know what you look like - you crack me up.

Raelene

What do you mean yet???? You're assuming I'm going to!!

And the photo would crack you up even more


Linda

[Bunno Smurf]

Ok Raelene, here it is but don't say I didn't warn you hehehehehhe

(grins mischieviously)


Linda

[Guest]

[SA Smurfette]

ah gee Linda, you could have brushed your hair and put some make-up on first !!

Eloise must be keeping you up to much at night. Your a mess !! ha ha

I'm going to keep nagging you till you post your picture

Raelene

[Guest]

WHAT? That's not her?!!!