[KiwiSchlumpf]

Sung to the tune of "Santa Baby" but in a smaller voice
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Santa smurfy, slip Hefty Smurf under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good Smurfette
Santa smurfy, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa smurfy, a smurfling baby in pink, but no crying
I'll wait up for you I think
Santa smurfy, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the smurfs that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo

Santa smurfy, I want Gardner smurf's lot and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa smurfy, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa smurfy, there's one thing I really do need, a feed
of Greedy Smurf's cakes
Santa smurfy, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa smurfy, I'm filling my stocking with Handy smurf's toys, and stuff
Sign your 'X' for the boys
Santa smurfy, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations from Gargamel's chimney
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in my
Boo doo bee doo

Santa Smurfy, forgot to mention one little thing, Make Harmony sing
I mean in tune this time!
Santa smurfy, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight

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[Brainy's Babe]

Great job!

*oh please don't let me sing this at work tomorrow*

[Rachel]

Fantastic Daryl, I just had a great laugh singing it through.

[KiwiSchlumpf]

Tehe.. now don't get that song stuck in your mind.. it'll drive ya nuts. The radio here at work normally thrashes all the easy listening channels to the detrament of the sanity of its workers, but for a change is relentlessly banging out xmas songs. Given I always change the words to all the songs I hear when I get them stuck in my head, to "smurf it up" to my listening standards; It only seems natural that I am getting some pretty warped smurf xmas songs in my head.

ps. We could have an ongoing "add a verse" xmas song were we all have a go.

pps. If Santa smurf only visits the good smurfs and smurfettes, it therefore stands to reason that there is a list of naughty smurfs and a list of naughty smurfettes.. Being ever hopeful, my xmas pressie wish list is for Santa's list of naughty smurfettes (and phone numbers) tehehe.. now I know which list I'm going to endup on.

[Brainy's Babe]

Dear Santa Smurf,

I've been good all year. Please may I have a naughty Smurfette?
And if I could find Brainy under the mistletoe, I'll be good all next year too!

Really. I promiss

Yours sinserly,

Claire

[Syd Smurf]

Great lyrics...unfortunately I am not familiar with the melody of "Santa Baby" which is a shame.

I like your idea of changing Christmas song words into something smurfier

Dyar

[bradley]

Dear Santa Smurf,

I've been good all year. Please may I have a naughty Smurfette?
And if I could find Brainy under the mistletoe, I'll be good all next year too!

Really. I promiss

Yours sinserly,

Claire

If I was a smurf, I'd be wishing for a naughty smurfette under my christmas tree

[bradley]

If I was a smurf, I'd be wishing for a naughty smurfette under my christmas tree

sorry.
I don't mean to turn another thread into a 'rude' smurfette subject.
But I had a thought after I posted this, and felt my comment needed an accompanying photo. So see attached.


Brad.

[Little lucie @ Simon]

Very Good Daryl, i will now sing that version everytime i hear that tune Lucie

[Gerda]

Sad thing is I was imagining smurfette dancing around as I was reading off the lyrics.. Now I'm going to be singing that for days especialy the doo bee bee doo part


gerda

[KiwiSchlumpf]

sorry folkes.. I seem to have unleased an out-of-tune singing smurfette amongst the heads of our readers.

Remember it must be sung correctly in Smurfettes raspy wee voice.. limber up those vocal chords by repeatedly saying "Oh Gargamel you big meanie".

[Bunno Smurf]

Or how about "oh boo hoo", Darryl?? My niece and Eloise were watching the dvds over and over and that "oh boo hoo" was driving me crazy!

[KiwiSchlumpf]

Good call Linda... doh now you have transmitted smurfette's "Ohh boo hoo"ing across the ether to me..

Like a scene from the Matrix, our hero finally feels he is back in complete control, understanding all the madness the ether can throw at him. When all of a sudden a glitch in the channel results in Smurfette's voice infecting his consious state with an "Oh boo hoo". Our hero then can't take it anymore and cracks up under the pressure. I guess I should go for the little blue pill next time... No not *censored*, I'm still on about the matrix.. geeze!

[Guest]

Great lyrics! I enjoyed singing that version, not so sure what the people around me thought to the vocals!