Blue Cavern

I am the MASTER of my house. I control all before me. You little people are to sing praise's to me each morning and serve all my desire's each night. I am the GRAND POO-BA, the HEAD HANCO, the GREAT WIZARD, the - Oh crap - Donna'a coming up the driveway and I don't have the dishes done yet - I have to go - BYE.
I actually borrowed this from someone on FB

As I was starting to read this, I actually thought you broke into my cat's head/mind.

What you said made me laugh as much if not more that what I wrote.