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Postby Mastercard » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:59 pm
Every bid you make
And every breach you rake
Every bill that's late, will seal your fate
Cos we'll be watching you

Every single day
And every auction on ebay
Every smurf you buy, every time you lie
We'll be watching you

Oh, you can't fail
cos you'll end up in jail
How Mrs Dyar's poor heart aches
With every bid you make

Every smurf we take
For every vow you break
Every excuse you fake, your freedom's at stake
We'll be watching you

Since you've gone insane you've sealed your fate
You must dream at night of our 35% interest rate
You look around, and we will come and collect you place
You'll feel so bold until Mrs Dyar rearranges your face
You'll keep crying baby, baby not the knees, :eek:

Oh, can't you stop
Before we call a cop
How poor you this makes
With every bid you take

Every smurf you buy
better have a good alibi
Every hit Mrs Dyar gives will be fast and hard,
But not as bad as us cos we're Mastercard
We'll be watching you
We'll be watching you

words and music by Mastercard's Sting Police

Postby Guest » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:13 pm
:-D as long as you don't try to sing it.... Who is on the knees...? sounds like a little bit too much :banghead:

:cheers:

Postby Syd Smurf » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:23 pm
Well I think I would be on my knees after Mrs Dyar used hers to hurt me. Thanks for that song Mastercard. :o

Dyar

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Postby steveparkes » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:26 pm
:) that was so funny...you had better go into hiding Dyar :)
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Postby Rachel » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:19 am
Welcome aboard Mastercard. :welcome:

Fantastic song, I had fun singing it out this morning. :))
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Postby Bunno Smurf » Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:03 am
Oh I like Mastercard...welcome. What a cool song.

Maybe Mastercard will be friends if you show him/her that apple pic Dyar?? I'd be willing to make a donation to see it.
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Postby Ritter_Schlumpfenherz » Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:22 am
Oh what a brilliant and funny remake of "Every breath you take", Mastercard. :D You gotta beware of the mastercard police, Dyar. :lol:

Postby Nuts about smurfing » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:52 am
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :haha:
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Postby XoioX2000 » Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:01 am
Very funny!!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :) :) :)
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Postby Guest » Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:21 am
Dyar, one of your best :D :) :) :) :) :)

:-D :beer:

Postby Tojo » Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:50 pm
Ha, ha that's a funny remake :) I can just imagine Sting singing that - much better than the original.
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Postby Cool Smurf » Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:35 am
Hi, Mastercard! :hiya:

I liked your song very much! :dance:
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Postby bradley » Sun Aug 20, 2006 3:07 am
lol, nice song. well done! :-D

Brad.

Postby Little lucie @ Simon » Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:51 am
very funny :-D luce
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Postby Smurf-aholic » Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:25 am
:) :lol: Very catchy song... love the new lyrics to an old classic
Postby smurfwish » Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:54 pm
I know I'm still playing catch up here with all the chat but what a great song...will make me think twice before I use my fantastic plastic either that or... I'll just start giggling to myself as the words go through my mind next time at the checkout!

:champ: (a hidden talent in songwriting lies out there somewhere)

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Postby philippecroisier » Thu Nov 23, 2006 1:17 pm
Wonderfull mastercard !! realy wonderfull.

Philippe

Postby SmurfingH » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:58 am
:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:
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